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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.05.02 12:17:35 -
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Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence  . GÇô Mahatma Gandhi
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Non-Hostile Target
40
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Posted - 2016.05.18 04:52:45 -
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Murphy's Laws.
A short cut is the longest distance between 2 points
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
No good deed goes unpunished
If youGÇÖre feeling good donGÇÖt worry, youGÇÖll get over it.
90% of everything is crud.
Interchangeable parts GÇô wonGÇÖt
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends upon where you sit.
Never eat prunes when youGÇÖre famished.
Leak-proof seals GÇô will
Self-starters GÇô wonGÇÖt
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
Everyone has a scheme to get rich that will not work.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you donGÇÖt need it.
Nature is a mother.
DonGÇÖt mess with Mrs Murphy
There is always 1 more bug
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
The chance of a piece of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cents fuse by blowing first.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong but thatGÇÖs the way to bet.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously donGÇÖt know what the hell is going on.
The repairman will have never seen a model quite like yours before.
In any Hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
No-oneGÇÖs life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
No matter how hard or long you shop for an item, it will always be on sale somewhere cheaper.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The other line always moves faster.
Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will use it.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no-one will be at fault.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Celibacy is not hereditary
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes down to the bone.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
You remember to take out the trash when the garbage truck is 2 doors away.
MurphyGÇÖs golden rule. Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
ThereGÇÖs never time to do it right. But thereGÇÖs always tie to do it over.
A Smith and Wesson beats 4 aces.
Everybody should believe in something. I believe IGÇÖll have another drink.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Non-Hostile Target
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Posted - 2016.08.24 08:00:13 -
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Picking at it will only make it worse. - My Mum.
If you play with it, it will fall off. -My Mum.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Non-Hostile Target
70
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Posted - 2016.09.27 08:15:57 -
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Fortune favours the brave, and the terminally stupid. - Unknown.
Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie. Never lie without going to sleep. - Murphys Law.
If in doubt, Empty your mag! (Shoot it) - Murphy's Law.
Never eat yellow snow. - Unknown.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Non-Hostile Target
70
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Posted - 2016.09.27 08:16:59 -
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No plan is ever truly fool proof, because fools are so damned inventive. - Unknown.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Non-Hostile Target
72
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Posted - 2016.10.03 05:20:34 -
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I can only preform One miracle per day,
You missed yesterday,
Today is not your day.
And tomorrow's not looking good either
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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